Today is Prom. Shortly there will be a gaggle of teenage girls in my house.
However – Panic is: random teenage girl showing up at your house while you are in jammies, hair a hot mess, no bra and no clue who she is while your child is out getting her hair done for prom.
So said girl will smile and introduce herself and you will wonder what you are supposed to do now as you are not fluent in teenager speak. You won’t let her in your house because the floors are wet and she might slip, fall and break a leg on the day of prom.
So it will be awkward until your kid shows up. The next 24 hours will not have nearly enough wine ….
