Circa 2019 – unicorn mishap

Holy cow! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Currently we have tears in my house because a treasured sequin unicorn stuffed animal is missing a leg and has a hole in it

No I have no idea where the leg is. Come on now – we can’t find socks or hats so don’t expect me to find a damn leg

Like seriously – how am I supposed to fix that πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Do I have any friends who are good at stuffed animal operations? Like I told her I would find a doctor for her plush sparkly unicorn

Why do I open my mouth? How am I going to accomplish this one. I need a stuffed unicorn doctor stat

He needs a fake leg and a few holes stitched up πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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