This morning I am playing mediator between two warring factions
Apparently being looked at is a crime worthy of getting slapped
Let’s not even talk about what happens when you dare take someone else’s toy
My solution, as appointed mediator, is simple
Sitting at the dining room table with a book and not being allowed to play until you are no longer violent seems to be a good alternative to bloodshed
Additionally – I have decided that the two factions will be working for the greater good of the household today by helping with holiday decor.
