In my pre op appointment yesterday for my hysterectomy- the nurse said that I should get up and walk around after surgery. It will help the healing.
I said “like walk like I am haunting the house? Ooze about the homestead like a half drunk poltergeist? Like walk how? is there like a step goal or time interval?”
She was amused and said that she had never heard that one before.
I said “welcome to my world”
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