Olympics circa 2017

Life on crutches: I have four cats. Three of them have been little watching guardians and very gentle with me. It is adorable. Little did I know that my ugly cat would be stubborn and not want to move when I come through what is apparently her hallway. This hallway is the only way to the bathroom. She refuses to move. Not even when nudged gently with the tip of a crutch. She stares at me stubbornly. I am usually left with not many options. So in order to relieve my bladder, I have to perform an Olympic like stunt of vaulting my ugly cat. This is precarious because I am clumsy. Naturally clumsy. Being clumsy is how I wound up in this mess to begin with. My ugly cat doesn’t care. It is her hallway. I just have to deal with it.