Circa 2016
Me to youths – “I am going in the basement to work – please let me know when the oven timer goes off”
Youth – “why – you baking cookies?”
Me – “no I am baking screaming heads”
Youth – “what- wait- why”
Me – “because that is what I bake when I am not baking cookies”
Insert diabolical laughter here
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