Lesson: toddlers are like little evil Mafia bosses. One second they will be playing nicely in their room, dancing to some ridiculously happy singing plastic zoo and the next they will be holding the dog’s water dish hostage with a homemade plastic spatula shank like weapon demanding dog dog kisses in return for water.
We should build our armed forces out of toddler leaders and use dirty, 5 wipe diapers as our weapons. Wars have been won on way less.
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